Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
Disney Channel Original Movies: HALLOWEEN
All of these
THEY NEED TO PLAY THESE
Virgo the flowers,
Taurus the trees,
Capricorn the gems deep in the earth.
Gemini the hurricane,
Libra the breath of life,
Aquarius the tornado that never touches down.
Aries the hearth fire,
Leo the bale fire,
Sagittarius the lingering embers pulsing along burned wood.
Cancer the river,
Scorpio the rapids,
Pisces the very depths of the ocean.
"take me back!" typed every white girl ever as they post their tbt vacation pictures
k but who cares
haha sooo funny that girls enjoy their vacations lol women are so wacky am i right
oh my…this is perfect
i literally stared for a minute or so
i love this fucking quote so fucking much