bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

baseballqu33n:

anthonyyyy:

the-bloody-trio:

arewhedonyet:

Disney Channel Original Movies: HALLOWEEN

All of these

THEY NEED TO PLAY THESE

<33333

downfalls:

fuck

downfalls:

fuck

moistuncle:

gOOD FUCKING BYE

moistuncle:

gOOD FUCKING BYE

eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

"Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest—thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the under wood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated."
— Beau Taplin (via quotethat)

sea-mother:

Virgo the flowers,
Taurus the trees,
Capricorn the gems deep in the earth.

Gemini the hurricane,
Libra the breath of life,
Aquarius the tornado that never touches down.

Aries the hearth fire,
Leo the bale fire,
Sagittarius the lingering embers pulsing along burned wood.

Cancer the river,
Scorpio the rapids,
Pisces the very depths of the ocean.

hotsoccermom420:

panerasexual:

coyotegold:

"take me back!" typed every white girl ever as they post their tbt vacation pictures

k but who cares

haha sooo funny that girls enjoy their vacations lol women are so wacky am i right

5ticks:

cookinq:

oh my…this is perfect

i literally stared for a minute or so

5ticks:

cookinq:

oh my…this is perfect

i literally stared for a minute or so

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

thewicked-eternity